Monday, August 17, 2009

Captain's Log: Waterloo!

After a brief stay in Heathrow's Terminal 5, the Leaky Dinghy set a course for Sweden. After twenty or so hours of travel and several courses of Feel Alright pills, the whole crew was pleased to check in to Stockholm's ABBA Hotel, which offered such welcome amenities as complimentary teddy bears,

charming rooftop views,

and, of course:

Convenient speakers installed throughout the entire room made it possible to enjoy the sweet strains of "Chiquitita" even while applying one's blue eyeshadow

or showering in the the windowed shower (because serious shower disco requires an appreciative audience.)

Refreshed, we headed downstairs to check out the action in the hotel's multi-level lounges and cinema, where we made a disturbing discovery.

No, Bryan, don't go down there!

It's just as we feared: the Zombies have arrived.

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