Wednesday, January 6, 2010

A Note on the Zombie Cruise

Several of you have inquired about the missing Zombie Cruise postings. Even now, half a year later, I can't say much...but and I will tell you that those posts exist, that the zombie situation was even more dire than we feared, and that Admiral Mary, who financed the expedition, did NOT appreciate our observations. Therefore, the full events of the Zombie Cruise cannot be revealed until we are 100% sure Admiral Mary has forgotten this blog exists. But the truth WILL be known. Someday.

Definitive proof: The original Gomez Adams, patriarch of the Addams Family, consumes flesh on the deck of the Zombie Ship.

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